How can we brighten our days with laughter? What are your jokes, thoughts, ideas?

[pip]

Hi guys. A story told to me at Christmas. Mum and dad proudly tell their 3 year old daughter mummy's having a baby. Daughter looks round, asking where is the baby now? Father informs daughter, baby is inside mummy's tummy. As baby grows, so too does mummy's tummy to accommodate growing baby. Daughter asks when is the baby coming, told nine months, then informed mummy will go to the hospital to have the baby in nine months. Daughter responds that's forever, then asks who takes care of me? Dad tells her nana will. Sure enough, as baby grows, so too does mummy's tummy. Eventually, mummy and daddy go to hospital and bring home a baby (brother) as it turns out. Daughter is over the moon. Christmas is coming, parents (nervously) ask daughter what she would like for Christmas. Daughter (screws up her face), innocently asks mummy - wait for it???? I know mummy is small now, but could I PLEASE, PLEASE have a pony.

[Former-Member]

I was addicted to the hokey pokey @CherryBomb but managed to turn myself around.

[Former-Member]

Hello @PeppiPatty

I just found your two funny stories. Whilst reading them, smiling to myself I realised that I was thinking how much I miss your wonderful stories.

I do hope that you are both happy and well and life is treating you fairly.

If you read this and get a moment just stop by and say hello, I do know that I am not the only one missing you.

thanking you for all of your lovely comments and I can clearly see the pictures of coloured feathers you posted for me.

Bless you both xxx

[Determined]

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[Shaz51]

Love them all @Determined xx

hello @pip, @Former-Member, @Former-Member, @Owlunar

[Former-Member]

Love the dog